Hailey Clauson As A Sexy Sandwich Is My Favorite Halloween Costume Of All Time

I wanted to do a guess that costume but this one is straight up too good for it. It’s my favorite costume ever. This Halloween, model Hailey Clauson was a sexy sandwich. A sexy sandwich!!! Amazing. I don’t know how she came up with it, what those giant tomatoes are, or what the bread is made out of, but any time you are a sexy sandwich, you win Halloween. All the basic bitches on Instagram putting on cat ears or devil horns just took a big L. There’s no beating being a crisp piece of Romaine lettuce.

Hailey Clauson, winner of Halloween, and all in all a delightful, strong, smart, confident woman.