Gotta Respect the Troll Game of the Guy Selling 328 Fog Machines out of Foxboro
I’m a little dubious about posting this just because I hate that I didn’t think of it first. I should have. Julio Jones comes out and say that he’s thinks the Patriots created the fog Sunday night, that should’ve been me posting an ad selling fog machines. In fairness, I’m not on Craigslist a lot because I’m not looking to buy a car out of someone’s driveway or do business with human sex traffickers. But Wedding Crashers Rule No. 76: No excuses. Play like a champion today. Someone beat me to it and in the words of John Farrell, you just gotta tip your cap to them and get ready for tomorrow.
“I don’t snapface or instachat.” 328 machines. Did their job. Well done, good sir. Well done, indeed.