Who Does This Guy Think He Is Surviving A Knife To The Back Of The Head?

NYP- A 43-year-old man in India was wheeled into a hospital with a knife lodged in the back of the neck after he was attacked by someone on a scooter, according to a report. Venkata Ram Prasad, 43, was heading home on his bicycle in the town of Anantapur on Sept. 14 when the attacker stabbed him and sped away, the Times of India reported. When police arrived, he was lying in a pool of blood and rushed to Columbia Asia Hospital in Hebbal with the knife still lodged in his nape. A CT scan revealed that the knife had pierced his spinal cord, making it difficult to administer anesthesia because he would have had to be turned over. Prasad has recovered and is now back on his feet, doctors said.

Okay buddy. Real cool. Way to show off. We’re living in a scientific world with rules and laws of nature. You get stabbed in the back of the head, you’re dead. That’s the way it goes. Always has been. Always will be. Video games taught us that. I’m not saying I wanted that guy to die. That’s not what I’m saying at all. What I’m saying is that he should be dead. People can’t just start surviving knife wounds to the back of the skull. It throws everything off. Also, how shitty is it for the guy who stabbed him? He’s thinking what I’m thinking. Knife to the head = death. Like I said before, always has been. It’s just like shooting someone in the head.

And if we’re being completely honest, I would rather die than survive a knife to the back of the head. That seems like a whole thing. That’s not something I want on my resumé. Just end it all. I don’t wanna go to the hospital for that. I don’t wanna explain what happened. I don’t wanna go through surgery. I sure as shit don’t wanna live with whatever lifelong after effects that has. I bet his dick never works again. Just let me die.

Kinda related but not really at all but always funny