Should You Break Up With Someone Because They Are Masturbating With A Banana Peel?

On its face, I’m gonna say no. No, you should not break up with someone because they masturbate with a banana peel. The heart wants what it wants and sometimes that’s the slimy skin of a potassium-packed banana casing.

I jerk off sometimes. It’s true. I also have sex sometimes. I don’t say that to brag but to lay out the facts. Just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean that you’re only gonna cum in/on a condom, butt, coochie, tits and whathaveyou until that relationship ends. Sometimes you’re gonna heat a banana peel for 8 seconds in the microwave and give it a ride. Sure, the imagery of orgasming into an object and then tossing it in the trash is problematic and reminds you of a literal cum dumpster, but what can be done? Not much if you ask me.

Hopefully Emily here had other reasons to break up with her man. Tell me it was the skid marks. Tell me it was the drinking. Tell me it was the weed. Tell me it was the constant banana breath. Just dont tell me the only reason you broke up with your boyfriend was because he jerked off with fruit.