Ayesha Curry Said That Steph Curry Has A Foot Fetish

Look at ol’ babey face ass Steph Curry being outed as a freak! I fucking love it. First he made jump shooting cool and now he has made fucking toes cool. Now kids will be spending their days pulling up J’s from the parking lot and then sucking the nail polish off of their girlfriend’s toes at night. Rex Ryan must be beaming from ear to ear in Bristol now that his fetish is muchhhh less taboo than it was an hour ago. The Currys have always been the cutesy NBA family with the adorable daughter. But you knewwwww there was some spicy stuff going on behind closed doors, even though I’m sure sexual deviants like Feitelberg roll their eyes at this missionary type of nonsense.

The best part about all this is that Kevin Durant has given every Warrior a hall pass to admit any “skeletons” that they have in their closet before Opening Night. Because once the season starts, all the reporters and players will be cracking jokes about the dude that was creating burner accounts on Twitter to fight trolls instead of a guy that gets his rocks off to his wife’s ankle bones. For all the shit people have been giving KD over the last year, you can’t say he isn’t a great locker room guy.

I don’t know if “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” saying applies to a mother and her son, but my mind is racing over what gets The Queen Bee’s engine revving.