A Couple Gets Kicked Out of a Bar for Having Bathroom Sex, So Their Plan B is Porta-Potty Sex

Source – A man and woman were caught having sex in a nightclub bathroom on Saturday in Clarksville.

At first, police ordered the couple to leave and get a taxi home, but the two had other ideas.

According to arrest warrants, the Clarksville Police Department was called to O’Connor’s Irish Pub on Tylertown Road at about 1:19 a.m. Saturday.

A security officer told police a man was in the women’s bathroom, and then unlocked the door for them.

While one officer escorted the 26-year-old Clarksville man out of the bathroom, a female officer told the “completely naked” 28-year-old woman to get dressed.

“It was clear that the two subjects had been fornicating in the restroom,” according to the warrant.

While the female officer waited, the woman called her back in. The woman said she “did not understand what the big deal was.” …

Officers kept an eye on them to make sure neither tried to drive.

“Instead, they both entered the nearby Porta-Potty,” according to the warrants. “Officers banged on the door several times before they opened it up. Both subjects’ clothing was once again disheveled. It was clear they were attempting to fornicate again.”

This is the kind of love you won’t find in any Nicholas Sparks’ novel. The kind that can’t be captured by some Emma Stone RomCom. It’s that fiery love born out of a passion that knows no bounds. That no police officers can break up. That no piss-smelling ladies room at 1AM in a sketchy Irish dive bar can tear asunder. A love so pure that even a cramped plastic box with a giant hole in the middle filled with blue water and shit cannot douse the flame.

So bless these two crazy kids and the romance they share. Even if they skipped the Porta-Potty sex and went home, you’d still know they’re meant for each other by the lady friend going full naked for that bathroom sex. That’s a perfect match right there. That’s commitment. Any other woman would’ve kept her shoes on, dropped trou and bent over the sink. But when this little mynx had to have it, no amount of disgusting ladies room floor germs were going to take her off her mission. So here’s the happy couple. Please raise your glass as we all wish them many more years of banging in smelly, bacteria-filled shitholes. Cheers.
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