If We're Being Honest Daisy Ridley Is Too Perfect For Earth

I’m a huge Star Wars guy. We all know that. Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens introduced the world to Daisy Ridley, an unknown actress from Britain. I fell in love with her instantly, she’s the prettiest girl of all time, she’s got the prettiest accent of all time, and she has the power of the force. No brainer for Bob, and when that lightsaber flew past Kylo Ren into Rey’s hand, it moved.

Vogue put out this video today of Daisy Ridley answering 73 questions and I realized it’s unfair to all of the other humans on Earth how perfect she is. Here’s some highlights:

“What’s the one thing you always have with you on set?”
“My refillable water bottle because it’s eco-friendly.”

Oh there goes Daisy saving the goddamn planet.

“What’s a song you know all of the words to?”

Okay I just passed out. That little slip up when she says “On the surface he looks calm and ready” that makes her laugh is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

“Who’s your biggest role model?”
“Ummmm. My mum.”

AWWWW.

How about right after that too when she starts speaking Japanese? Where’d that come from?!

“What’s the movie that made you laugh the hardest?”
“Spy, with Melissa McCarthy.”

SHOUTOUT PETE CHERNIN, THE BIG SWINGING DICK AT THE CRACKER FACTORY!

“What’s the movie that made you cry the hardest?”
“Reign Over Me, with Adam Sandler.”

Unreal underrated movie that Sandler should’ve won an Oscar for.

“Where do you see yourself in ten years?”
“I’d like to be as happy as I am now, with added wisdom?”

ALRIGHT WE GET IT YOU’RE THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER. BLOG DONE.

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P.S. Even Though I Said Blog Done: Did I blog a Vogue video to piss off the stick to sports crowd? Maybe. Did I put their brains in a pretzel because they’re the same ones that love Smokeshow blogs? Maybe.