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An Upstanding College Student Threw Her Drink On Two Lakers Fans For Kneeling During The Anthem

Spokesman- Two female California Baptist University students threw a soda on and cursed at two men who did not stand for the playing of the national anthem at a recent L.A. Lakers game.

One of the women — identified as Haley Perea — was filmed by her female companion — identified as Savannah Sugg — tossing a drink on the fans.

“Excuse me, this is for the national anthem you pieces of s**t, you f***ers!” Perea yelled.

Sugg later shared the video to Twitter and captioned it, “‘Take a kneel [sic] for the land of the slaves.’ Disrespect our flag and our country and that’s how we’ll react.”

After much uproar over the posting, both Sugg and Perea deleted their social media accounts.

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“Haley Perea? Wasn’t she that girl who threw her soda on those kneeling fans? And she captioned the video with some confusing quote about slaves? And then it turned out that she tweets out the N word a LOT? Haha, nope.” -employers

I don’t get it. I don’t understand how you could film yourself doing this, post it on the internet, and think it would be a good look for you. Granted, Haley Perea lives in LA so she’s already halfway to porn–a door that is ALWAYS open (until you age out of milf porn, and then it’s on to granny porn if she’s lucky, which is way less lucrative). But it doesn’t matter where you stand (or kneel) on the anthem; nobody deserves to be showered in Coca Cola at the beginning of a game. That shit is sticky as hell. And they’re fans, no less. It’s one thing to take issue with players making a statement, because they hold influence and their actions are seen by many. If 2 totally random, unseen fans are taking a knee… who cares. Who cares! The only way their statement is heard is if you dump a coke on them, post it on twitter, and the story goes viral because you’re a terrible person.

White girls using the N word might be the most cringeworthy thing on earth. It’s not just racist and unacceptable; it’s trashier than two hillbilly cousins banging on the still-warm hood of their airstream. You could cover your face in gang tattoos and I’d sooner introduce you to my parents than a girl who regularly employs the N word in her vernacular. Glad to know that California Baptist’s admissions committee is thoroughly vetting their students.

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And people say my twitter jokes are bad…