This Lady Converted Pieces Of Her Vagina Into A Fun, Glittery Necklace!
HuffPo- Jewelry should always reflect one’s personal style. In the case of British mom Tracy Kiss, it also memorializes her private parts.
Earlier this year, the model-turned-fashion-blogger underwent a labiaplasty in part to remove a cyst that doctors said was caused by friction in the area.
The 28-year-old Kiss then blogged about the experience in very, very elaborate details at her own personal blog.
Now Kiss is adding another wrinkle to the story: Turns out she saved some of the parts removed during the surgery and turned them into a one-of-a-kind choker.
Kiss decided to make the labia heirloom as a trophy for overcoming the pain the experience had caused her.
“All in all, I’m really pleased with my pendant,” she wrote on her blog. “Its contents may not be immediately obvious to the unsuspecting eye or to everybody’s taste but that’s the beauty of it.”
Hey kids, it’s time forrrrrrrrrrr ARTS AND CRAFTS! Come on, circle ’round! Today we’re making necklaces! Boys, you all brought your old, dry foreskin, correct? Excellent. And of course, for the girls, it’s excess vagina folds–any stray meat flaps that you may have shed while you were sleeping or playing soccer. Perfect! Let’s get to work!
Holy SHIT. I’m all for women’s lib but wearing bedazzled fragments of your own vagina around your neck redefines crazy. Do you remember that rumor about Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks, and how everyone thought WHOA THAT BITCH CRAZY?! WRONG. WE WERE WRONG. Those two were silly compared to Tracy Kiss.
That video made me nauseous. Seeing those pieces of grey, slimy vagina lips hanging from that homemade clothesline like she was drying fish will have me holding the sardines from all caesar salad orders from now until death. And look at those hashtags in her tweet. #circumcision #girlpower. Female circumcision, aka female genital mutilation, is a monstrous ritual that occurs in some parts of Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. It stems from perverted attempts to control women’s sexuality, to enforce modesty and purity. I realize that Tracy Kiss voluntarily underwent her labiaplasty for health reasons, but the vast majority of #girlpower #circumcision is barbaric. Please don’t make female circumcision a rallying cry for feminists, Tracy. You’re barking up the wrong tree with those lips.
This reply from Deb had me rolling:
Having said all that…
Too inked for my tastes but on a Tuesday night? Probably. Just… leave the poon pendant at home. Only bring what’s still attached. Thanks!