The Fastest Deer Alive Almost Railroaded Two Cross Country Runners

Take every time Seth Rogen says “kid” in that scene and replace it with “deer” and that’s precisely how I feel about that video. That’s the fastest deer alive. That deer was BOOKING. Conservatively that deer was going 6,000 miles per hour. Deer was moving so fast you almost don’t see it in the video. We might have a ghost deer on our hands. I don’t know. I’m not sure yet but we need our best people on it. I’m not a comic book guy but that deer is the animal version of The Flash. What would’ve happened had the deer moved a half an inch and plowed into those kids? I’m going with certain death.

That, or we might have a Harold and Kumar situation on our hands

It could happen.