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Sixers Start Off Their 2017 Camp Red Scorching HOT...Just Kidding They Hilariously Miss Every Single Shot They Take

#TrustTheProcess.

Spin Zone: Nice to see they’re getting those kinks out early.

Reality:

Hilarious. Those weren’t even misses. They were straight up SHANKS. They couldn’t even hit the broad side of a barn or the ocean or whatever metaphorical shooting joke your Dad would make. What is JJ doing practicing those floaters, anyways? Do what you’re paid $23 mill this year to do and be the kickout king hanging outside the 3-point-line. It should be illegal for him to step inside the arc. Anderson and Covington will find their stroke. Probably. Not the best look bricking wide open 15-footers at any point while in the NBA. Still ya gotta Trust. That. Process.

See, to the normal, civilized people, this is simply a funny scene. There’s no way you can judge three NBA players, or anyone for that matter, on 4 shots a piece in a 30 sec filmed segment the first day of camp. Still though, people are gonna come out firing saying Covington isn’t worthy of the 6th man. Justin Anderson isn’t worthy of the league. JJ should’ve would be better off on the West Coast, or even more realistic, at Duke. The Process would now be dead but it was as alive as a stillborn child to begin with. Oh, THE TAKES!

Now do me a favor and cue it up.