Michael Beasley Trying To Explain How Some Humans Could Use More Than 10% Of Their Brains Just Made My Day

If you use 10% or less of your brain, this was your reaction to that video:

If you use 11% or more, this was your reaction:

I admit it. I was all ready to go into this season grumpy as fuck and hate on the Knicks. There is no ridiculous quote like being a Superteam to have fun with and almost every move the front office made this summer has pissed me off. The Knicks are not good enough to compete for a title but not bad (or smart) enough to tank for the #1 pick. I said I wouldn’t trust Steve Mills as far as Weird Haircut Seth could throw him.

But this video changes all of that. What if the Knicks front office isn’t really just about Steve Mills’ Littlefinger-esque ascension to the Garbage Throne? Maybe the Knicks actually DO realize that trying to win anything with the talent and cap problems they have is actually useless and the front office is just trying to put the most entertaining collection of players together, advanced stats and logical basketball team build be damned. If you want that stuff, go talk to some nerds about the Pythagorean Theorem or some shit. Michael Beasley has me legitimately excited for this season because I don’t know what he is going to do or say next. His brain is wayyyyy beyond any brain the Knicks have ever had in franchise history.

Yeah you can try to dispel B-Eazy’s thinking with basic logic. But have you been orbiting Neptune for years like Beasley’s brain has? I don’t think so. Sure pretty much nothing he says makes a lick of sense. But I bet Bradley Cooper didn’t make a lot of sense when he was talking to reporters in Limitless too. That’s what the Knicks are in terms of entertainment value this season. Limitless. Fuck a superteam. Rings come and go. But ridiculous interviews and soundbites? Those last forever I’m even in on Enes Kanter after seeing this Underkanter entrance from back in his Kentucky days.

KNICKSTAPE BABY. WE ARE BACK!!!