Jets Fan Does Escalator Beer Luge

Its a shame the end of the world didnt come on Saturday. Because Jets fans just need to burn. We just need to be put out of our misery. Because we’re just the worst. You got half the fans walking around the parking lot or the stadium hyping themselves up thinking the Jets are actually gonna be a winning team:

And the other half are going down on escalators. Just lapping up escalator beer as if those stairways are not some of the most heavily trafficked places in all of the NY/NJ area. Like the worst creatures are touching that and peeing on that and sitting on that and Lord knows whatever else. Just abominable behavior.

So this is where we’re at. Our football team sucks but apparently might do just enough to win a few games. Are fans are assholes but not in a lovable way like Bills Mafia. We’re just left with our mediocre dicks in our hands, forever and ever. Losing games when we want to win them, winning games when we want to lose them, and contracting herpes from escalators. Awesome.