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Stuck-Up Johnson & Johnson Heiress Kicks Her Horse In The Stomach After She Gets Booted

Hey lady, FUCK YOU. Seriously. Fuck you. You’re already an asshole because you ride horses and make them jump over things. Take a step back. That’s what you do with your time. People who do that are ASSHOLES. Not to mention you’re the heiress to a giant company. You’ve never had a single problem in your goddamn life and now you’re kicking innocent horses cause you suck at making them jump over things? That’s how you check every box on the Am I An Asshole? survey. Why not track down a bunch of rescue puppies and drown them in the bath tub while you’re at it. God I wish that horse would’ve given her a swift kick to the face. That would’ve been awesome. She thinks she kicks hard? Just wait until that horse cocks back and roundhouses her to Jupiter.

Calm down lady. You and your weird hobby isn’t exactly putting asses in the seats anyway. No need to kick an innocent animal. Nobody gives a shit

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