Trump Says Hurricane Irma Looks Like It Could Be Something That Will Be Not Good

Terrible news out of the White House this morning — turns out the huge devastating hurricane with billion mph winds could be something that will be not good. Fuck. Awful news. Heartbreaking. They say the truth hurts so I guess it’s good to be getting some real news truth out of the White House these days. None of this fake news shit about how good hurricanes are. Nope. Can’t spin this one you crooked snowflakes. Trump has declared officially, on the record, straight from the horse’s mouth, the truth about Irma and that truth is that this looks like it could be something that is not good.

Scary but appreciate the honesty. Nice to have a leader with the courage to drop truth bombs, no matter how not good that truth could be.