Big Dick Eldrick Is Back Swinging The Sticks
What a day. There was a puppy in the office earlier and now Big Dick Eldrick hits us with an update. That’s a great day. As I’m typing this Frankie Borrelli is cumming his pants over how perfect that chip was. Nobody moves the needle like Tiger. Everybody was mostly checked out for Labor Day Weekend but then Tiger brings us all back together to talk about how great it’s gonna be when he makes his triumphant return. Love it.
PS- I just came up with Bid Dick Eldrick and it’s my favorite thing ever. Big Dick Eldrick. That nudes leak was one of the best things that ever happened to him.