A Bazillion People Showed Up At A Burger Chain In The Philippines For 15 Cent Burgers

Mashable- It was a scene of complete and utter pandemonium as people shoved, pushed and screamed their way ahead — all for a 15 cent burger. Thousands showed up at Zark’s Burgers, a popular burger chain across the Philippines, after the store announced that it was selling its trademark burgers for 15 cents (8 pesos), in celebration of their 8th anniversary. Zark’s burgers are originally priced at $2.84 (145 pesos), so this amounted to a discount of nearly 95 percent. The catch? Only the first 80 customers in line could get their hands on the deal — so naturally, people went absolutely ballistic.

Yooooo, fuckkkkkk that shit. I don’t know much about the Philippines outside of what Donnie has showed us on 3rd World Living and Barstool Cocks. But I now know that they are a bunch of crazy broke boys that will die for the chance to get their hands on a cheap burger, which actually probably makes sense considering Donnie named that franchise “3rd World Living”.

Anyway, it’s no surprise to anyone that has ever seen me that I will do a lot for some good cheap food. Force a trip to the mall that has the Chick-Fil-A. “Forget” to take chicken out of the freezer and piss off Wifey because she has to audible on the way home and pick up Wendy’s for our dinner. But never under any circumstances will I go near a scene like that goddamn disaster. I have a pretty steadfast rule if there is a crowd larger than the Night King’s army of the dead, I’m turning around and walking away. Waiting in line is for the birds. I love my boy Robbie Fox. But when he waited in line for about 15 hours to see the Last Jedi trailer that I watched on my computer poolside at our Florida hotel at the same exact time, it was the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Okay, going 19 days without cumming tops that. But still, waiting in line for more than 20 minutes or so is absolutely crazy to me. I don’t care if you are waiting for a dirt cheap burger in your poor ass country or just a huge Star Wars fan. If you don’t pull a U-turn the millisecond you see a crowd like the one in that video, you deserve to get stampeded like Mufasa* (RIP).

*Unless you are trapped waiting for a ride in Disney with your kids, in which case you are already fucked from the jump