"I'll Suck Your Dick For A Cup Of Coffee" Is The Song Of The Summer

What a fire jam. Haven’t heard a song this hot since Taylor dropped Look What You Made Me Do last night. Unfortunately for Taylor though, her song just got bumped from the top of the charts by this ditty. The ol’ Portland hippie singing about sucking dicks and wanting donut icing in her mouth. Everyone has heard these troubadours play the same songs over and over, it’s high time they got some originals out there, and this one is an instant classic.

The best part is the guy filming DEFINITELY thinks she’s talking about him. Like, he is positive he’s getting a beejer after that song is over. He could not get enough of it.

And of course, shout out to the children. They are going to be having some questions later.

From the top, everybody now! I’ll suck your dick for a cup of coffee, I’ll suck your dick for a cup of coffeeeeee