Mike Francesa Trying to Process Tiger Wood's Dick Pic was GOLD
Mike Francesa discusses how nude photos of Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn wound up “on an internet.” ???? pic.twitter.com/zJi5jHZrvl
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If there is anything that could make a leaked Tiger Woods dick pic even more entertaining, it’s Mike Francesa trying to make sense of the existence of a leaked Tiger Woods cick pic. It’s moments like this that make you realize Mike is Unfrozen Caveman Sports Show Host. Ladies and gentlemen, your modern ways confuse and frighten me. …
He had me at Tiger and Lindsey Vonn’s pictures nudes are “his prerogative” even though they wound up on “an internet.” But then the way he kept digging deeper into it. “So now, if you’re interested in what Tiger Woods looks like naked, you can go find him. Be my guest. If that’s what, you know, makes your day, go ahead, have fun. How about that?” Hysterically awkward.
And then, he delivers the coup de gras: “Why would you be transmitting naked photos of yourself? What is the point?” Good question, Sports Pope. Why would Tiger Woods, the most notoriously sexual deviant sports figure of modern times, be at all interested in having his hot blonde world class athlete girlfriend send him pictures of her banging body? I mean, it’s not like men want to masturbate to that. Or take any pleasure in the notion an attractive woman would want to flick the bean to a photo of their wang. It’s like the whole 21st century has passed Mike by while he was sitting at a microphone yelling at callers about the Mets with a Jitterbug phone on his belt.
Please, somebody, anybody, talk Francesa out of retirement. Future athlete sexual hijinks will just never be as good without him.