1979 News Anchor Talking About The Next Solar Eclipse In 2017: "May The Shadow Of The Moon Fall On A World At Peace"

Welp. Happy Solar Eclipse Day everybody! The solar eclipse is the only thing people are talking about today. Literally the only thing. “Where should we watch it? Can I look directly at it? Where do I get glasses?” I’m so stupid I thought solar eclipses happened every 6 months or so. I was very surprised to wake up today in a world where a solar eclipse is the biggest news in the world. I’m also sorry to report back to the man from 1979 that things aren’t going great here in 2017. It was a nice gesture on his part to wish us the best but things just aren’t working out at the moment. Nuclear war might happen at any moment, Nazis are back in a a big way and apparently true love doesn’t really exist. I don’t know when the next solar eclipse is but may the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace/hopefully there’s a world at all.

On the other hand, things aren’t so bad