Richard Simmons Came Out Of Hiding To Murder The Tabloids
Source - Richard Simmons broke out a list of reasons explaining why he’s not transgender … not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Simmons filed new legal docs in his defamation suit against the National Enquirer listing the reasons why the tabloid got it wrong when it reported he was transitioning into a woman. Here are the reasons:
– I am male
— I am not transgender
— I have never sought nor obtained any medical treatment or procedure designed to transition from male to female
— I have never had breast implant surgery
— I never consulted with any medical professional regarding sex reassignment surgery
As we reported … Simmons sued the Enquirer’s parent company — American Media — but the outlet fought back, saying that calling someone transgender is not an insult.
Simmons addresses that as well in the new docs, saying, “I fully support transgender individuals and their struggle to achieve acceptance and equality. Nonetheless, the false and fabricated claims that I was contemplating ‘castration’ and have had a ‘boob job’ have caused me extreme embarrassment.”
We’ve reached out to American Media, so far no word back.
The number one rule for dealing with haters is never let them see you sweat. Or in Richard’s case, disappear for years on end prompting conspiracy theories, hit podcasts and gender identity rumors. I don’t know much about the man but I do that know he likes to dance
and hates when chubby people feel bad about themselves. Two causes I can get behind. At any rate, the tabloids love Richard. Rightfully so, he helped millions of Americans lose weight while simultaneously inspiring the wardrobe for Semi-Pro.
So when they ran a story calling him trans he got pissed. So pissed that he fired back with a list of reasons why he’s not transgendered.
– I am male
— I am not transgender
— I have never had breast implant surgery
— I never consulted with any medical professional regarding sex reassignment surgery
“I’m not transgender because I’m not transgender. And because I’m a guy. And because I don’t have fake boobs.” Case closed. If you come at the king and you best not miss. He could’ve let it slide instead he went into detail. Hit the haters so hard they couldn’t get back up. I’m going to start using lists for everything.
I’m gay because:
- I use a loofa
- I chose to be
- It’s my first name
Man it feels good be a gangster.