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Need These Drunk Old Ladies In Wildwood As The Mayweather/McGregor Undercard

Before we start talking about the fight, I first want to point out that the guy behind the camera here has the most perfect Philly accent I’ve ever heard in my life. No exaggeration there. It is perfect. The type of voice you can hear calling into to Mikey Miss every day just to bitch about Chip Kelly and ask if it’s a violation for these couple a old broads fightin’ in the yard down the shore in Wildwood.

And as for the fight? Wild what? Wildhooooooood.

That’s how you get to the quarterback! Textbook bull rush right there.

I’ll be honest. This isn’t exactly the greatest position to find yourself in while telling a bitch you’ll fucking kill her. But credit to this crazy lady for having the confidence to go for it anyway. 50% of fighting is mental anyway and this psycho dominated in that category.

Big fan of the power roll here. Just showing off how elusive and agile you are. Letting your opponent know that you’ve still got plenty of gas left in the tank. Also–with the amount of alcohol I’m sure is running through her system, she’s getting that vomit locked and loaded just in case it comes down to chemical warfare.

All in all, just another night in beautiful Wildwood, NJ. One of the only spots left in America where you can get a blowjob on the beach by day and watch crazy old drunk ladies fight in the front yard at night.