Neo-Nazi Website Fakes Hack Job By Anonymous After Being Booted By GoDaddy

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The Daily Stormer is a Neo-Nazi website run by one of the biggest haters and losers there is, Andrew Anglin. They post complete garbage like this.

Yesterday, GoDaddy said they had 24 hours to find a new host. So what did this coward do? He faked an Anonymous hack job:

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“THIS SITE IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF ANONYMOUS

WE HAVE TAKEN THIS SITE IN THE NAME OF HEATHER HEYER A VICTIM OF WHITE SUPREMACIST TERRORISM

FOR TOO LONG THE DAILY STORMER AND ANDREW ANGLIN HAVE SPEWED THEIR PUTRID HATE ON THIS SITE

THAT WILL NOT BE HAPPENING ANYMORE

WE HAVE ALL OF THE DETAILS ON THE SERVERS AND WILL BE RELEASING THE DATA WHEN WE FEEL THE TIME IS RIGHT

WE HAVE ALSO GATHERED LOCATIONAL DATA ON ANGLIN HIMSELF AND ARE SENDING OUR ALLIES IN LAGOS TO PAY HIM A VISIT IN PERSON

THIS EVIL CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO STAND

IT TOOK A UNITED FORCE OF ELITE HACKERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD TO BREACH THE SYSTEMS AND THE FIREWALL

WE HAVE HAD THE DAILY STORMER IN OUR SITES FOR MONTHS NOW

THE EVENTS OF CHARLOTTESVILLE ALERTED US TO THE NEED FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION

WE WANT YOU NAZIS TO KNOW: YOUR TIME IS SHORT

WE WILL ALLOW THE SITE TO REMAIN ONLINE FOR 24 HOURS SO THE WORLD CAN WITNESS THE HATE

THEN WE WILL SHUT IT DOWN

PERMANENTLY

HACKERS OF THE WORLD HAVE UNITED IN DEFENSE OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE

YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US”

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I actually almost got JMac’d on this one before doing a little research (professional blogger, nbd) and realizing how fucking stupid this post looks.

Took a elite group of hackers to crack a CMS run by amateur losers? Yeah right. Can’t slip that shit past these eyes.

Now, if this story is true and this Nazi is looking for a new host for his garbage, imagine what that search is like?

“Hey big Nazi here, I’m looking to switch web-hosting.”

“Okay sir what is your domain name?”

“Daily Stormer Dot Com.”

“One moment please.”

**looks at website**

**call ends**

Bad news for the Nazis whether this was actually Anonymous or not. You never wanna be on Anonymous’ radar. That’s one crew you do not want to fuck with. One of my goals in life is to go through it without Anonymous ever knowing I exist. Any battle with those dudes is an unwinnable battle — like debating with Trump or arguing with a Zimbabwean midget standing on top of a table calling for your job. You can’t win.

I do have to say, however, and I may regret saying this: I feel like it’s Anonymous’ obligation to shut these fuckers down now? If Anonymous chirps on twitter about how easy it is, but doesn’t pull the trigger, are they pro-Nazi?

Hmmmmmmm. Big fork in the PR road for Anonymous. To be honest I’m pretty pretzeled by this whole thing and don’t know who’s who or what’s what — I just hope the real Anonymous is involved. That’s all. Love when they’re involved.