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Mia Khalifa Offers Up Her Tits To Ronnie 2K from NBA 2K18 So John Wall Can Go From a 90 Rating to a 93, Gets Shut Down

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For some weird reason Khalifa has taken a strong fascination with Washington DC sports, specifically the Wizards and Capitals (during the playoffs). Maybe she sleeps with all of them, maybe she’s trying to, who knows. Throughout the whole playoffs she would troll Isaiah Thomas and Kelly Olynyk in an effort for her “beloved” Wizards to beat the Celtics. Didn’t work out that way. Well, now she’s upset John Wall is a 90 in the upcoming NBA 2k18 video game, and is arguing he should be a 93. So much to the point that she’s offered up her tits to get the extra boost. Hey Mia, I have some kind, well thought out advice for you….

Respect the biz Mia. Go back to your shanty where you can troll Chad Kelly some more.

I cannot stand this woman and her bullshit on Twitter. She’s absolutely insufferable and quite frankly an irrelevant porn star. You can’t manipulate the NBA 2k ratings just cause you have boobs and did a few shitty pornos a few years ago. You know how quickly I’ll click out of a Mia Khalifa video if I’m doing a good ole random surf? The answer is almost instantaneously. It’ll almost ruin my whole night if it happens. So don’t you come at my guy Ronnie 2K like this thinking you can get John Wall to a 93.  Ronnie 2K is a king in these parts.