Senator Orrin Hatch Goes Into Great Detail To Explain What "Shooting Wads" Means

Source — Senator Orrin Hatch delivered a striking quote in a Politico piece detailing Republicans lawmakers’ transition to tax reform following the failure of their health care efforts.

“We’re not going back to health care. We’re in tax now. As far as I’m concerned, they shot their wad on health care and that’s the way it is. I’m sick of it,” the Republican senator told Politico in an article published Monday morning.

Senator Orrin Hatch found himself in one after delivering this quote to Politico. The old “Republicans shot their wad on healthcare” line from the 83-year-old Senator from the lovely state of Utah obviously stirred up the internet with this one. Just powerful GOPers jizzing all over the Senate chamber with nothing to show for it but a sloppy cleanup job.

But if you thought Orrin Hatch was simply going to back down when facing endless online sex jokes, you’re an idiot. Learn your Civil War jargon before you take adolescent swings at Mr. Hatch.

Now, having seen all this, and having taken the information from Mr. Hatch into careful consideration, I must conclude that “shooting your wad” absolutely means ejecting massive, built up loads of cum out your dick. The opposite of what Bob Fox did for 3 weeks earlier this very year.

Appreciate the intellectual historical discussion but ain’t no Civil War jargon diversion’s going to distract me from the facts. Shooting your wad is shooting your wad.

PS — Shoutout to Crystal Swan. Can’t slip anything past her, especially a wad (lol) joke.