Petite Woman Robs A Sprint Store With A Gun The Size Of Her Body

NY Daily News- Police in Fayetteville, N.C., are still searching for a woman who brazenly bore an assault rifle as she robbed a Sprint store reportedly in response to never having received her cellphone in the mail.

The irate assailant did nothing to hide her identity, let alone a highly conspicuous tattoo on her right shoulder blade, when she strolled into the retail outlet on Monday at approximately 7:25 p.m. and allegedly demanded devices from a clerk, ABC 11 reports.

She then took off in a dark blue Mazda.

According to the Fayetteville Police Department, she had visited the store Sunday, when she angrily confronted workers about a cellphone that hadn’t been shipped to her.

I’ll be honest, I think I love this woman. This is the kind of chick who, when you’re at a crowded bar and can’t get the bartender’s attention for a beer, she goes “I’ll be right back.” 2 minutes later, she returns with your drinks, and when you ask her how she managed to get them, she says “don’t worry about it.” Our relationship would be full of secrecy and subversiveness, but we would NEVER wait for a table at a restaurant. Might be kinda sweet to have a lady who delivers results with the help of an anti-aircraft gun.

Not to make things political, but this little lady sauntering casually into a Sprint store with a gun that outweighs her is a nice illustration of America’s gun… problem. Hate to say it but I wasn’t at all surprised by this video. It’s almost funny. She’s carrying it like a British soldier standing guard at Buckingham palace, because it’s too damn heavy for her to hold any other way. Probably found the gun in a tree somewhere. If this happened in Sweden, the country would shut down. Meanwhile, the Sprint employees are just like oh well… we work at Sprint. What do you expect?