Because Of You Idiots, "Despacito" Is The Most-Viewed Video In YouTube History

NEW YORK — The music video for the No. 1 hit song “Despacito” has become the most viewed clip on YouTube of all-time. YouTube announced Friday that Luis Fonsi’s ubiquitous song with Daddy Yankee hit nearly three billion views – 2,993,786,682 views to be exact – and surpassed previous record holder “See You Again,” the song by Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth from the “Furious 7″ soundtrack. “Despacito” became an international smash hit this year, topping the Billboard Hot 100 chart. The record-breaking video does not include the popular remix with Justin Bieber; that version has been viewed more than 464 million times.

Look what you morons did. Unforgivable. I’m so mad at you guys. How stupid are you gonna feel when you realize “Despacito” isn’t even that good of song? You guys were simply duped by the smooth-sounding Spanish lyrics. Don’t get me wrong. It’s a decent song I guess. But worthy of being the most-viewed video on YouTube? Not even close. Not even close to being worthy of that title. It didn’t take very long either. I feel like that song has been around for like 10 months. Unforgivable. And it didn’t just dethrone something stupid like Gingham Style or a random cat video. It dethroned “See You Again” The Wiz Khalifa tribute song to Paul Walker. One of the most emotional songs ever. One of the best songs ever.

At this point in the blog you’re probably feeling pretty bad about yourself. As you should. So what you need to do is go listen to “See You Again” on repeat for a solid hour. Do your job.