Cultural Fact Of The Week: You Can Buy Viagra Over The Counter in China
You can buy viagra over the counter in China. It will cost you around $19 for a single pill or $70 for a 4-pack. It took me about 3 years of living over here before curiosity got the best of me and I decided to take the little blue pill out for a test drive. I’m not proud of it, but you can only dangle the idea of super cock in front of a twenty something dude before he decides to see what all the hype is about.
Well no surprise here, it WORKS. Almost to a fault. Now Viagra doesn’t just automatically give you a boner. You still have to think of something that is in the slightest bit sexually arousing. But I can’t emphasize the word SLIGHTEST enough. A chick could switch from pants to capris and those few extra inches of shin flesh could send you into a boner frenzy! And this just isn’t any old boner. I’m talking steel pipe, almost painfully so. One thing I realized after experimenting with it though was that it kind of digs you into a hole. Say if it you take it before your first time having sex with a chick. Congrats on the sex but NEWSFLASH: she’s going to expect you to be dishing out super cock for the rest of the relationship. The next time you give her your standard drug-free D she’s going to be thinking “Is this the same dick?” And then you’re gonna have to break the news to her that the dick she fell in love with wasn’t even your real dick after all, but your dick on drugs. Just a real awkward situation to be in so best to hold off the Viagra until you get to Dave’s age and physically require it.
Anyways, let’s get to the actual point of this blog, can you imagine how much of a disaster it would be if they sold over-the-counter viagra in the US? Whiskey dick and coke dick are like a natural set of checks and balances keeping sex crazed douche bags in check. Joe Frat Bro and Frankie Investment Banker know they could drink that liter of Jack Daniels and shove half an 8 ball up their noses, but if they do, their chances of being able to please a woman at the end of the night decreases drastically. As a result, they tone it down juuuust enough to avoid any major blows to their ego in the bedroom. If over-the-counter viagra became commonplace, this whole fragile eco-system would go to shit. The biggest ego-centric assholes you know would be let off the proverbial leash. College campuses would burn to the ground. Hardos would inherit the earth. I shudder just thinking about it.
On the other hand though… I could be completely wrong. Need a female’s perspective on the matter. Maybe the only side effect of over the counter viagra would be drastically less sexually frustrated women. Every woman strutting down the street just GLOWING. The world will never know…