I Don't Want, I NEED Sean Spicer On 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Hill — The celebrity dancing show “Dancing with the Stars” is reportedly looking to add White House press secretary Sean Spicer to its roster next season, according to a report by Page Six.

A source told Page Six that “Dancing with the Stars” is interested in courting Spicer, and that the show has reached out to his team. It was not immediately made clear whether Spicer has responded to any offers from the show.

Spicer and an ABC representative declined to comment to Page Six on the report.

According to the report, Spicer was seen coming out of high-level meetings at major networks including ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox News in Manhatten this week.

If there is a god he will make this happen. I’m dead serious. I NEED Sean Spicer on this show. I’ve never seen it and I don’t really know what happens — I think they just dance and talk and dance — but I’m ALL IN if Spicer’s in. Imagine this guy…

…out there twirling and spinning? That’s just good TV. Add to that the fact that he’s got the White House and the President’s secrets and is obviously like Michael Scott with a secret: ready to burst at any moment. Wants to burst. Needs to burst. Not only is he a hilarious clown but he could spontaneously start spattering on about some deep national secret no one’s supposed to know about.

He’s a no-brainer. Do it, Spicey. Do it.

PS — Hey Sarah… nailed it!