BREAKING: Sean Spicer Is Finally #Done

Fuuuuuuuuck. God dammit. What a sad day. I love Sean Spicer. Not in a “wow Sean Spicer is so great for the country” kind of way. I love Sean Spicer in a “this poor fucking guy is in the worst imaginable situation and has to be the face of something hated by so many people especially the media but he seems like a pretty normal dude” kind of way. I mean he hid in the damn bushes for fucks sake to avoid the media one night. The bushes. What’s not to love about that? That’s our kinda guy. That’s a KFC mail time kinda guy. That’s a take several 30 min shits a day at work to avoid actually working kinda guy. Very relatable. Very normal. Very sad to see him go.

I’m surprised he made it this long. Thought he’d be #done when I found out he was a hardcore Catholic and was visibly giddy to meet the Pope, then was left outside the room last minute and never got to meet him. I woulda called it quits but not Spicer. He’s a fighter. A soldier. A true grind it out kinda guy battling the world on behalf of the White House day in and day out. Being sent to the media attack dogs often with the exact opposite information of what the President will later tweet, but did it loyally and passionately and hilariously.

What a sneaky hero. Love Spicer. Sad day. RIPIP, Mr. Press Secretary.

PS — Spicer is going to have the greatest weekend ever. No more of this shit…

It’s time to let loose.