The Greatest Cycling Move Ever Seen And It's By A Dude Who Looks Like Me

This video is a little bit older but I don’t think it’s ever been blogged before.

Absolutely incredible. People say that innovation is dead but our pal here lying down on his bike while cruising by the haters proves otherwise. Apple is trying to make and even better battery and even better camera and calling that shit innovation. Meanwhile, a cyclist completely reinvented a sport in front of our eyes.

I imagine the dudes that are getting fucking lapped are pissed. Pedaling their dicks off like some grade-A cucks (sorry for using cucks in a blog but we are legally required to when cycling is involved. Cuckcyle. Buy a shirt) and getting burned by the dude flying down the road like a bearded super hero. Unbelievable.

Imitation is the purest form of flattery and my man has it down right away. Huge shoutout to the scooter rider. Recognizing that you are in a big moment while you’re in the moment isn’t easy. It was done perfectly in this situation.

I haven’t ridden a bike in years but I’m ready to head down to the local sporting goods store, purchase a bike, zip down the hill, throw legs behind my head like I’m in a yoga porn shoot, and kill myself in a crash. Love to exercise!