Tiger Woods Says He's Completed An "Intensive Program" For Pain Medications

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I gotta tell ya, I don’t know too much about addiction but that’s a pretty quick turnaround on getting off pain medications.  I guess that just speaks to what a superior human Tiger is. A pill addiction? It’s nothing to him. Dude kicked it in like two weeks. His DUI is now a distant memory that he’s kicked the habit. Now it’s time for him to start kicking ass on the PGA Tour again. I will say I gotta give credit to Tiger on his news dumping ability. Usually he puts stuff like this out on a Friday afternoon. That’s pretty standard when it comes to sports news dumps. Well he reinvented the game with this Monday-before-a-Tuesday-4th-of-July news dump. Absolutely NO ONE is paying attention to news right now. Impressive shit. I’m at a bar already trying to enjoy this mini holiday weekend and BOOM Tiger announces that he dominated his pill addiction. Tiger playing chess.

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