Dog Casually Strolls Onto An Orchestra Performance And Makes Himself Comfortable

You know what sucks? Orchestra performances. Boring as shit. I’ve never actually been to one because I’m aware of just how boring it would be. Total snooze fest for everyone involved. You know what doesn’t suck? Orchestra performances where a dog strolls in outta nowhere and makes himself at home. The way he calmly tip-toed out there and then decided to stay awhile was majestic. I wouldn’t even be surprised if the orchestra people planned that cause they knew their show was gonna be so boring. “Hey you know what we should do since our show stinks? Add a dog! That makes everything better” and they’re right. They’re so right. If they do this every single night they’ll be the next Hamilton. People will be coming from far and wide to see the orchestra-crashing dog. When will he come out? Nobody knows! But it’ll be awesome every time he does. I like how even the dog yawned at the performance. He knows the orchestra sucks.