Wawa's Hoagiefest Is Back And Its Jams Are More Summer Fun Fire Flames Than Ever

Every year, without fail. I don’t care if they’re shelling out repeats again. If Bohemian Rhapsody and Twist are allowed to repeat as #1 on the charts decades apart, so are Wawa Hoagie songs. Jam on jam on jam on jam on jam. The Hoagiefest songs are astronomically better than anything on the radio at any given time. If you don’t bob your head to a Wawa jam then you’re either dead already or a soulless asshole. It’s pure bliss to the soul.

Is Hoagiefest essentially just a brilliant marketing campaign that only saves the average customer less than a buck per meal? You’re damn right it is. But every Summer the fest has become as much as a Philly staple as Wooder Ice, the shore and being out of the playoff race by the All-Star Break (2007-2011, withstanding). So long live Wawa Hoagiefest and the inner joy it for some reason brings into many empty lives.

THE ULTIMATE GO-TO WAWA HOAGIE:

Classic. Honey Maple Turkey. Oil (FUCK mayonensisssee). Spicy mustard (when in the mood). Provolone. Lettuce. Tomatoes. Hot Peppers. Salt. Pepper. Toasted. Done. Anything less, would be uncivilized.

PS – We’ve converted another to the tribe.