Mom Drops Her Daughter Off At Texas State Orientation Then Ditches Her To Go Hang Out With The Football Team

Poor Avery Leilani getting cucked by her own mother on her first day of college.  I mean this is supposed to be her shining moment.  Hot 18 year old strolling onto campus, strutting that ass around, scoping out all the boys, ready to take campus by storm.  “Fresh meat” as some college guys would say, not me because that’s offensive and objectifying, never would use that phrase, but some people would so need to report it unfortunately.

And what happens instead?  Mom is the god damn hit of the campus before she even has a chance to finish thumbtacking pictures of her high school girl friends making kissy faces at prom onto the bulletin board above her computer.

Tell you what though, I think she’ll be fine once the sting wears off.

Texas State football:  2-10 on the field.  1-0 on banging your mom.