A College Course About Sexual Happiness To Learn The Wonderful World Of Dildos

A college is offering a qualification in ‘sexual happiness’ – for people working in the sex toy industry.

The course is being offered at Bath College in Somerset and includes topics like sex-toy product knowledge, sexual health issues, and sexual identity.

Sex toy retailer Lovehoney has teamed up with the college to develop the unique course, which has already produced its first graduates.

Finally there will be a college course about the things that matter. Back when I was going through Bible college, I had no idea how to work a dildo. I thought that I would learn the finer points about the vibration of the clitoris and what have you, but instead, we focused on the Bible, amongst other things.

The world of dildos can be rather intimidating. When I go to the offices in New York, I walk by the sex museum gift shop every single morning. Some of the dildos are big. Some of the dildos are little. The fact of the matter is that none of the dildos are labeled. Where do you put those bad boys? A mouth? A vagina? Heaven to Betsy, a butthole? I never know.

People who go to Bath College (which sounds downright lovely) will never have to guess again about the prime hole for each dildo. Instead of learning dumb shit like math or whatever, they will learn about sexual happiness. They will be Dildoic experts. They will be able to teach you sexual cleanliness with facts like, “make sure you piss after sex. Cleans the cum out which might cause an infection that leads to mild to moderate testicular discomfort.” That’s information I could have used last week. I’m getting better.