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This Story Of A Maine Girl Being Attacked By A Rabid Raccoon While Jogging And Drowning It In A Puddle Is A Wild, Wild Ride

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HOPE, Maine While jogging on a familiar, overgrown, wooded trail near her home on a recent warm afternoon, Rachel Borch thought to herself, “what a beautiful day.”

Little did she know she was about to be attacked by a rabid raccoon she would end up killing with her bare hands.

What an opener!  What a lede!  I didn’t think I cared about some random 21 year old girl jogging through the woods of Maine when I woke up today, but I sure as hell do now.

“Little did she know she was about to be attacked by a rabid raccoon she would end up killing with her bare hands.”

GIVE ME MORE!

As told by the Bangor Daily News

In the midst of appreciating the weather and scenery, she looked ahead and noticed a raccoon obstructing the narrow foot path, baring its tiny teeth.

Suddenly, it began “bounding” toward her, Borch recalled Wednesday afternoon during an interview at her home on Hatchet Mountain Road in Hope.

 “I knew instantly it had to be rabid,” said Borch, who remembers ripping out her headphones and dropping her phone on the ground.

What felt like a split second later, the furry animal was at her feet. Borch said she was “dancing around it,” trying to figure out what to do.

“Imagine the Tasmanian devil,” she said. “It was terrifying.”

The path was too narrow for Borch to run past the raccoon, which had begun lunging at her. With adrenaline pumping, Borch suspended her disbelief.

“I knew it was going to bite me,” she said.

I’m hooked.

Figuring she would have the greatest ability to defend herself if she used her hands to hold it down, she decided that probably would be the best place for the aggressive animal to latch on.

 The raccoon sank its teeth into Borch’s thumb and “wouldn’t let go.” Its paws were scratching her arms and legs wildly as Borch screamed and cried.

In a matter of seconds, Borch, who could not unhinge the raccoon’s jaw to shake it off her hand, noticed that when she had dropped her phone, it had fallen into a puddle in the path and was fully submerged.

“I didn’t think I could strangle [the raccoon] with my bare hands,” she remembers thinking, but holding it under the water might do the trick.

Connecting the dots quickly, Borch, then on her knees, dragged the still biting raccoon, which was scratching frantically at her hand and arms, into the puddle.

“With my thumb in its mouth, I just pushed its head down into the muck,” Borch said.

With the animal belly-up, she held its head under water. “It was still struggling and clawing at my arms. It wouldn’t let go of my thumb,” she said.

Borch said she held it there for what felt like an eternity until finally it stopped struggling and “its arms sort of of fell to the side, its chest still heaving really slowly.”

Hyperventilating and in hysterics, she pulled her thumb out of the raccoon’s mouth, “and then I just bolted as fast as I could through the underbrush,” she said.

Holy fuck!  Kind of a psycho move no?  For this thought to even cross your mind??  Listen I get it, it makes perfect sense, it was executed flawlessly and probably saved her thumb.  But to, in the moment, say hey there’s a shallow puddle, and shove a raccoon’s face into it and pin it down while it struggles, then feel it’s last gasp of air leave its body as it goes completely limp in your hands.

I mean that’s like a full two minute process.

Borch remembers looking back once to see if the raccoon had started chasing her again.

“It felt like [Stephen King’s] ‘Pet Sematary,’” she said.

Kicking her shoes off because they were soaked, Borch ran the three-quarters of a mile home to her house.

Borch, who was screaming and unsure of how rabies affects humans, remembers thinking, “Oh, God, what if I just start foaming at the mouth and can’t find my way back?”

She met her mother, Elizabeth, at home, and together they drove immediately to Pen Bay Medical Center.

The dead raccoon was retrieved by Borch’s dad, who packed it into a Taste of the Wild dog food bag and handed it over to the Maine Warden Service.

Hope Animal Control Officer Heidi Blood confirmed Wednesday that the dead raccoon later tested positive for rabies by the Maine Center for Disease Control.

Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.

Borch has received six shots so far, including the rabies vaccine, and immunoglobulin and tetanus injections. She is slated to receive her last injection this weekend.

“If there hadn’t been water on the ground, I don’t know what I would have done,” Borch said of drowning the animal. “It really was just dumb luck. I’ve never killed an animal with my bare hands. I’m a vegetarian. It was self-defense.

Her advice for others who find themselves facing a rabid animal? Borch said she has none.

“I always thought of raccoons as this cute, cuddly forest animal,” she said. “I just will never look at them the same way.”

Obviously a vegetarian had to mention they were a vegetarian by the end of the story.

And I don’t want to give legal advice out of turn or anything but I’m just saying I’d watch out for Raccoon’s Rights leagues or something, maybe PETA if they don’t get that specific.  Incredibly defamatory and harmful to the raccoon image imo.

Glad Rachel is okay though.

[Bangor Daily News]