NEED Bubble Ball Bullfighting To Become The Fifth Major American Sport NOW

SEND IT! Send all of them to the moon and beyond. Seriously. This is what America is all about. Find the most random, entertaining, and dangerous platform possible and exploit it to the heavens. And here I assumed Bubble Ball was like playing in bouncy houses where injuries don’t exist no matter how hard you go. Nope. These poor saps now have brains that are scrambies that are ready to be eaten for breakfast. And I respect the hell out of each one of them. The second those bulls get smart and take out the pins they’ll be wheeling around for life.

Now all we need is Cam Newton to don the Bubble and battle these beasts. After his last effort on the pitch where he straight up ended a woman, these animals may be worthy of a fight:

I guess that’s what happens when you’re an average gal who takes the field with a professional athlete that’s a genetic Thoroughbred. That celebration was a tad excessive for a man worth over $100 million who just committed manslaughter in a rec game. Take it down a notch pal.