Bray Wyatt And His Wife Are Getting Divorced Because He's Been Banging Ring Announcer Jojo

Daily Mail- WWE baddie Bray Wyatt’s real-life wife has just filed for divorce in Florida, and accuses The Wyatt Family’s ringleader of adultery. The divorce documents filed in Hernando County accuse Wyatt, 30, whose real name is Windham Rotunda, of cheating on Samantha Rotunda, his college sweetheart and wife of five years. And although she is not named in the court documents, the woman who allegedly made Samantha want to tap out of her marriage has been identified by Samantha’s lawyer as the smoking hot WWE ring announcer Jojo Offerman. Jojo, 23, the daughter of former Los Angeles Dodgers infielder Jose Offerman, a former star of the E! reality show Total Divas.

When I first read this, I didn’t believe it. I FULLY believed Bray and his wife were getting a divorce and he was cheating, because well, he’s a professional wrestler and a lot of them do that. But I didn’t believe the Jojo part for a few reasons.

1. This is a Daily Mail report, and they’re a tabloid, so they’ll get lots of info wrong. They even put a picture of Bray and his sister above the caption “Bray and his wife”.

2. Jojo has been in a long term relationship with Vader’s son and they are engaged.

3. Jojo looks like this:

and Bray Wyatt looks like this:

I now believe it with full conviction due to very in touch sources confirming the report for me.

Now I could take this blog the easy, predictable route. The route you’ll find if you scroll down and click “Show Comments”. The route where I call Bray a legend and a hero for outkicking his coverage in the mismatch of the century. I’m not going to do that though. I’m going to tell you that both Bray Wyatt and Jojo Offerman are really fucking shitty people. I don’t understand, and will never understand how somebody could cheat on their long term spouse, or even short term spouse. Just don’t fucking do it. Be single.

You’re super famous and chicks throw themselves at you? You wanna bang them all? Great, don’t get married then. If you are married, get divorced, then go for it. Do you have no morals at all? When the ass is fat do you instantly decide worlds aren’t the only thing you want to eat and go for it? C’mon man. Be better. You have two toddlers, and you decided to drastically change their lives forever to get your dick wet real quick. All of this goes for Jojo as well, she’s just as much to blame.