A Woman Had A Headache Because She Drank Too much JK It Was A SPIDER LIVING IN HER EAR

AOL- A woman’s worst fear was realized when the source of her excruciating headache turned out to be a large spider living in her ear.

The 49-year-old patient, identified only as Lekshmi L., woke up from an afternoon nap on her veranda experiencing “slight discomfort” and a tingling sensation in her right ear, according to the Sun.

Suspecting some sort of obstruction, she tried to dig around in her ear with her finger, but wasn’t able to feel anything.

After her headache became too excruciating to handle, Lekshmi’s husband rushed her to Columbia Asia Hospital in Hebbal, India.

When doctors shone a light inside her aching ear, they discovered the horrific truth — a live spider had crawled inside Lekshmi’s ear and had taken up residence.

Medics proceeded to coax the arachnid out of hiding, successfully leading it out of her ear canal with a small beam of light.

I watched it, so you have to watch it. That’s what you get for taking a nap outside in India. What the FUCK was that thing?! It had so many eyes. Too many. Normally, I like eyes. Especially if they’re green and belong to a 5’7” brunette who reads, loves her father, and plays tennis (I’m trying to get my ex-girlfriend back and if you’re reading this, I’m sorry. I can do better.) Donnie and I were talking about where to go for our next project. India was at the top of the list. It is no longer on the list.

Ears are weird huh? Lotta fur going on. Closeup footage of a spider crawling out of your eustachian tube gives me all kinds of shivers but what’s crazy is that there are at least a million people who could, and would, masturbate to this. Not judging. Or yeah, I’m judging.