A City In China Is Now Imposing A 'One Dog Policy' Which Is Total Bullshit

SCMP- An eastern Chinese city has introduced a “one dog” policy limiting households to one pet dog and banning dozens of dog breeds, with maximum fines of 2,000 yuan (US$60). Qingdao, a port city in Shandong province, began implementing the new regulations on Thursday in four of the city’s districts, local media reported. The restrictions, which require dogs to be registered for a one-time 400 yuan management fee, were introduced because the local government believed earlier regulations were not comprehensive and had unclear penalties. “More and more residents have dogs, but it’s caused incidents of dogs disturbing or even injuring people,” the local public security bureau told The Beijing News. “It’s based on the approach taken by other cities, and underwent several discussions.” 

Man fuuuuuuuuuuuck China. Limiting the number of dogs people can have? What the hell is this all about? Do they hate happiness? They must. They must hate happiness. That is the only reasonable explanation for this. The ‘one child policy’ I understood. That makes the most sense in the world. People suck. People are terrible. People make the world a worse place. I’m all aboard the One Child Policy. Hell, I’m all aboard a No Child Policy where we all just never have children again. But a policy where the number of dogs are limited? That’s crazy talk. I don’t want to go for the low hanging fruit but excuse me for question the dog policy of a country who is known for eating dogs. I didn’t wanna go there but I just went there. You know what? China shouldn’t be allowed to have any dogs. They clearly don’t appreciate them. You guys want a One Dog Policy? Well then you get no dogs. You communist fucks don’t deserve the only good thing happening on this godforsaken planet, dogs.