ESPN Narc Snitches On The Cavs Locker Room Having A "Strong Reefer Aroma"

First things first – give me all the SKULL AND CROSSBONES emojis for this response:

Post you up,  back you down, make you beg to go back to the elliptical machine.  Most savage hoops trash talk since “I’ll fuck your wife and steal your kids.”

As if these NBA Finals didn’t have enough drama with blowout games that are essentially over midway through the 3rd quarter.  Now you got reporters snitching on the Cavs smoking weed in the locker room. Good luck getting Lebron to the podium now.  First you fuck up all the scheduling, now you’re narc’ing on the squad for blazing up to ease the pain of the 50 point loss.  No chance Lebron puts weed into that machine body  of his (also he’s a father, he has kids) but you better believe he’s going to stick up for his boy JR who was no doubt ripping a gas mask bong in the bathroom stall.

Learn street code for me one time Mike Wise.

When you realize the defensive strategy you used to focus on Steph Curry last year doesn’t work this year because they added Kevin Durant to the roster.