Putin Waves To Pigeon, Pigeon Obviously Salutes Back

Whatever we do, DO NOT go to war with Russia. Russia is not to be fucked with. And not because they fucked with our election or because Putin blatantly murders his critics. I can get over that. That’s typical emperor type shit. Everybody from the pharoahs to Alexander to Julius to Genghis Khan did that shit.

But this here? Pigeons saluting Putin? You don’t fuck with that. That’s some kind of witchcraft you can’t defeat. Chess against checkers. No wonder Donnie’s (allegedly) spreading his legs for these guys in the Oval. Like when Hannibal rolled up on elephants — whatever you want guys.