Big Baby Davis Went At Austin Rivers On Instagram Last Night

Jesus Christ Big Baby, say it don’t spray it. I want the news not the weather. Look, we all know that Big Baby vs. the Rivers family goes deep. Big Baby drove Doc up a wall when they were in Boston and L.A. together. You can see it Big Baby’s reaction when Doc surprised Area 21 last month.

And you can hear it by the way Austin talked about Big Baby on Undisputed.

I imagine Doc describes Big Baby to his kids the same way Kathy Griffin describes Donald Trump to her kids cats.

Now we can talk about who won this little tiff. Yeah Big Baby went for the tried and true “You’re only in the league because your dad is your coach”. But saying that is like saying Big Baby was out of shape and didn’t know the plays. I think I have to give this one to Rivers simply because once Big Baby said he was only “a little overweight”, he basically made every word and ounce of saliva that came out of his mouth null and void. Owning your gut is the first rule of #BigGuyTwitter. Every fat guy knows that.

But lets not forget that biggest revelation of this story. Big Baby was actually watching Undisputed! In Hawaii!!! Do you know what that means for a show that draws these type of ratings?

BOOM! Honolulu or Maui or wherever the fuck Big Baby was drew a 0.00001. Skip is on the board! Big day for FS1. Don’t let Skip Bayless get hot, ESPN!

Actually I don’t think that’s how ratings work. But for real, thank God the NBA Finals start tonight and we can talk about important NBA players again.