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James Harrison Is In The Gym Making Sure His Hip Thrust Game Is Tight

Can you imagine having sex with James Harrison? Kind of a weird thought but I mean just imagine that. He would fuck you out of existence. Straight up domination. There’s gotta be nothing left once he’s done. Think of those hip thrusts as the the bat weights to his sex game. Take those weights off and he must just go nuts. It also appears that James Harrison is the king of making up exercises that are completely unnecessary. A quick scroll through his social media and he’s doing things that don’t even really make sense. Are those hip thrusts even gonna help him on the football field? I’m sure they will in some way but that work out is 98% for his fuck game.