Art School Student Smears Herself In Paint And Protests Naked On The Floor

I’ll honest with you. I don’t know what this lady is protesting because she didn’t actually post or say what she was protesting. She just showed up and simply spread clear plastic tarps across the floor of a collegiate common area and glazed herself like a low key thicc breakfast pastry for a menial cause that she didn’t even have the wherewithal to announce.

Deep down inside, I’m sure it’s a worthwhile cause, though. I’m sure whatever thing that was bad is actually good now. How could it not be? She laid there during a get-together naked and on the floor with way too many pieces of tape holding her tarp down while people acted as though she didn’t exist minus a little six-second video.

People in college are always making social stands and shit. But can’t you just take a break sometimes? When people are getting their post-exam darty on, they don’t wanna see you spread out, naked, covered in fondant, and right in front of the damn door. Just scooch over a bit. No reason to block the door with your legs spread for the world to see your glazed butthole in the wind. Cover that bad boy up. It’s about decency in public protesting.