PacMan Jones Was Surprisingly Calm (Didn't Kill Anyone) After His Rolls Royce Was Smashed Into

TMZ - Pacman Jones WENT OFF after someone hit his Rolls-Royce in Ohio early Tuesday — saying if it wasn’t for his anger management classes he would “smack the sh*t out of a n**ga.”

The Cincinnati Bengals star claims he was driving in Amelia, Ohio — near Cincinnati — when another car “ran straight into me” … wrecking the side of Pacman’s very expensive whip.

After the wreck, Pacman unleashed an n-word and expletive-laden tirade — saying, “This n**ga done pulled out and hit me!”

“They talk about anger management at work … normally I’d smack the shit outta a n**ga who do the sh*t like that. Stupid motherf**ker.”

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When I saw the headline “PACMAN JONES EXPLODES AFTER ROLLS-ROYCE CRASH”, I was like, “oh god, what did he do now? This is it, this is the final straw.” So I clicked the video and….pretty much nothing. Absolutely nothing. He called the person who ran into him a few choice words, and then drove away. I’ve done worse when someone doesn’t hit the gas when the light turns green. I’ve done way worse when the person ahead of me at the ChickFilA drive thru doesn’t already know what their order is when they get to the speaker. To say this was PacMan “exploding” is discrediting all the hard work he’s put into the 100 times he’s actually exploded in the past.

And I love that he gives a shout out to anger management classes. Actually kinda cool that he realizes he would normally beat the shit out of anyone who smashes into his mid-6 figure car, but now he just video tapes himself cursing. It’s pretty fucked up all these other fake news sites are making it seems like he decapitated a couple people when in fact we should all be proud of Mr. Man for simply driving away and discussing how now he will need to buy a whole new car. Prayers up.

RIPIP his Rolls Royce