Chris Bosh Is Being Sued By The Creators Of The Porn Company X-Art For Allegedly Renting A Rat Poop-Filled House To Them On Airbnb
TMZ- Chris Bosh and his wife are being sued by the porn magnates who created X-Art (admit it, you know it) … who claim they rented a sick beach mansion from the NBA star that was literally filled with crap. The people behind the suit are Colette and Brigham Field — who created the erotic video website X-Art — which features people hardcore banging each other in classy settings. It’s so popular, they were profiled by GQ.
The Fields say they rented a 10,755 square foot super mansion in the Pacific Palisades owned by the Boshes in Dec. 2016 … and plunked down $138k to cover the 1st month’s rent ($46k) and the security deposit ($92k). Problem is … the Fields say shortly after moving in, they noticed crazy toxic mold, leaks, plumbing issues, rat droppings … and worst of all — the Internet access was horrible!!
The Fields say it was so bad they “had to seek medical assistance for sickness and rashes that they suffered from the time when the mold could be seen and smelled.” In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ Sports, the Fields say they tried to get their security deposit back but the Boshes refused … and have since let other people stay in the home. They’re demanding the $92k deposit back plus unspecified damages. We reached out to the Boshes for comment, but no word back.
That right there is the most Chris Bosh story of all-time. LeBron has a chance to make his 100th NBA Finals in a row, D-Wade has the Bulls and Gabrielle Union on the hook, and the Ringo of The Heatles (still a terrible name) is renting out houses allegedly filled with rat poop.
The sad thing for Bosh is that he could have gotten away with it if the right porn company had rented his house. A low-profile amateur porn company may not have minded the rat poop. A porn company with a very specific fetish may have actually preferred a house that looks like the tracks of the subway. But that isn’t flying with X-Art. Those scenes are pristine as fuck. Usually a porn session leaves you feeling a bit grimy and disgusted with yourself. But X-Art has you feeling fresh. Two people just made beautiful HD love on your computer/phone screen while you joined in virtually from home. You can’t have any rat turds peaking at you. It’s like watching a porn where the chick has a bruise on her ass. It kills the whole mood instantly. X-Art can’t let the Boshtrich destroy their #brand. They deserve a full refund and then whatever the cost is of a cast and crew for the day. God knows how many masterpieces the internet is missing out on because Chris Bosh couldn’t set a few glue traps before renting out his house.
And while the rat shit and mold is gross, the bad internet access is truly the most egregious violation. I changed my kid’s pediatrician just because the service sucked there. Life is too short to be dealing with poor internet access in 2017.