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2-On-1 Road Rage Fight And The Car With 2 Guys Has A Bat. Who Ya Got?

It would have been pretty fucked up if I posted a video of two guys absolutely beating the shit out of one guy when they had the numbers and a bat, right?

This is why I say you should never get in any kind of road rage incidents. If someone pulls a legitimate asshole or dangerous move, honk your horn, flip them the bird, and go about your day. But you don’t want to escalate things in case you are dealing with a psycho on the road. Maybe that person and his passenger are itching for a fight. Maybe they have a bat and will swing it right at your coconut. Or maybe just maybe the person in the other car is Liam Neeson from Taken and can take down two people in less than 30 seconds. Our hero avoids a bat, one-punches one of those guys to Pluto, and then puts the other one to sleep before going about his business and hopefully finding his kidnapped family.

The only thing missing from that video was better commentary, even though I guess I’d expect an utter snoozefest from a couple of Brits. Put this fight in an uptown movie theater and I guarantee the commentary is better than this one man gang getting out of an all-time pickle.