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Everyone Is Saying Drake Knocked Up A Pornstar But She's Not A Pornstar

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TMZ- A woman who was hanging out with Drake after his split with Jennifer Lopez claims she’s pregnant with his baby and she says she has text messages to prove it. Drake however, is calling BS. Sophie Brussaux has already hired a big NYC lawyer, Raoul Felder, to get the paternity/child support ball rolling. She claims she’s 3 1/2 months pregnant and pins down conception to either January 20 or 21. The pic was taken January 24 at a Japanese restaurant in Amsterdam.

The woman, a retired porn star, has what she says are text messages between her and Drake, which purport to say the following:

Drake: I want you to have an abortion.

Brussaux: I can’t kill my baby simply to indulge you sorry.

Drake: Indulge me? F*** you.

Brussaux: What?

Drake: You do know what you’re doing you think you’re going to get money.

She says she’s having a girl.

I should start off by saying I don’t know this girl. Apparently she went by “Rosee Divine,” and a pornhub Google search brings up a couple of videos, but not much. Her twitter account has 3,716 followers, which is remarkably low for someone who shows the inside of their asshole to the internet – so I research further. There’s not a single video I can find of her with another person’s genitals in her mouth (or even in the same frame,) so as far as I’m concerned, this girl is not a pornstar.

Everyone has a different definition of the word ‘pornstar’ – some people think it’s a status thing, others say it’s measured in career longevity. Personally, I think if you’re a woman with images floating out there in the world where you are eating a pussy or sucking dick for money, there are enough social stigmas for you to face that if you want the official title of ‘PORNSTAR,’ go ahead, take it, I don’t care. But if all I can find on youporn a paid website is videos of you dancing around naked by yourself, sorry, you’re not a pornstar. That term is reserved for those of us whose grandparents are just two clickbait pages away from seeing us with a dick in our mouths.

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I don’t really have much else to say on this matter. So Rosee – who is an erotic model at best – had sex with Drake and now wants money. Who cares? This tale is as old as time – I know a girl (an actual pornstar, a very famous one,) who had an athlete (one of the most famous ones, even I know who he is,) ’s abortion and got paid. When this happened, there was a ton of speculation within the industry as to why she didn’t keep the kid and ultimately get way, way, way more money – but fuck that, I say. Have you ever been paid for an abortion?? No, the best case scenario for most people is just… not having to shell out the 500$ for one. I applaud [actual pornstar] for her choice.

Anyway – Drake should probably think about using condoms.